How Do You Milk an Almond? is a short film, inspired by real-life lawsuits
from 2018, where an almond milk company was sued by the
dairy industry for using the word “milk."
The short film entertains and introduces audiences to animal rights issues, especially reaching people that wouldn’t otherwise be exposed to these topics.
"The ridiculousness of the animal dairy industry's lawsuits against plant-based milks is rightfully met with the ridiculousness of a satirical puppet film!"
-Keegan Kuhn
Co-Director of Cowspiracy & What The Health
"Kevin has created an earnest, heartfelt, and delightfully silly short film exposing the folly of the dairy industry's attacks on plant-based milks."
-Denis Henry Hennelly
Director of The Animal People
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Trial Film
Runtime: 21 minutes, 46 seconds
Country of Origin: United States
Aspect Ratio: 2.35
Kevin Sherwin is a filmmaker and composer who has received commissions from Independent Curators International, the Bruce Museum Digital Series, and the National Endowment for the Arts, among others. As a performing musician, he has conducted at Carnegie Hall, given solo concerts at the Metropolitan Museum of Art and Joe's Pub NYC, and toured North America. He has composed scores for films that have been Official Selections at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, the Palm Springs International ShortFest, and the NYC Chain Film Festival, among others. In 2022, he served on the jury for the Best Music Category at the Miami Film Festival. He was a featured composer at the “The Passing Show” produced by Unsung Musicals Co. at the Pershing Square Signature Center. Additionally, he is a Fellow at Timothy Dwight College, Yale University.
Contact us at howdoyoumilk@gmail.com
Periodically, plant-based food companies get sued in countries across the world for using words such as milk and cheese to describe their products. The lawsuits generally claim that the products under question are deceptively labeled, since they are not produced using real cow's milk.
The recurring appearance of these lawsuits brings unexpected arguments to the courtroom, which on the surface seem unusual for legal proceedings. Nevertheless, these trials are carried out according to the laws of food regulation and commerce. These trials often receive significant media coverage, and commentators bring up issues such as dietary nutrition, factory farming practices, animal rights, and environmental sustainability. Nevertheless, the matters of the actual lawsuits reflect legal investigation and precedent, in the effort to come to a formal legal outcome.
As I observed these similar lawsuits happen in both Europe and North America, I was struck by the juxtapositions that came up as lawyers, witnesses, experts, and judges weighed in on the issues. The cases informed me about food production, but also entertained me as people found legal language to make claims about how food and drink should be described. Furthermore, the content of the trials contrasted with their media coverage both showed what issues the legal system can take into account, and what issues the legal system does not easily incorporate into its procedures.
"How do you milk an almond?" gives a fictional account of a trial where the Almond Lovers Coalition of America gets sued for using the word "milk" to describe their beverages. The film contrasts the formal proceedings of a trial with musical numbers sung by cartoon-like puppet characters. Creating a fantastic representation of current events, the film offers an entertaining and reflective portrayal of a legal dispute.
How Do You Milk an Almond?
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